Sarcasm

Sarcasm
Of course I know what it is, it's not like I'm just a big dog or anything.

Happy birthday, Tharg!

That's what I'd say, if I understood the concept of birthdays and passing time, and had any understanding of the cultural impact of 2000ad over the past 30 years.

But I don't, because I'm just a big dog.

Big Dog the red nosed big dog

I'm told that this is the season of Peace on Earth and Goodwill to All Men (what about dogs?). Furthermore, I'm told that my adventures will continue in the New Year. I'll have to take this on trust, as being just a big dog, I have no concept of the Gregorian calendar, so don't know what this means.

Guy Who?

Apparently it's Bonfire Night today. Unfortunately, being just a big dog, I lack any knowledge of combustion, so I'm unable to join in. I've tried hard to remember gunpowder, treason and plot, but as I have no concept of nationality, or understanding of the history of sectarian political intrigue in 17th century Europe, that's all lost on me too, I'm afraid.

Blimey, it's noisy out there, though.

The Blunkett Tapes

It's Sadie I feel sorry for.

Sniffing

So many smells... so little time.

The Cult of the Dog?

While sniffing around Camden the other day I saw several of these:



it looked very familiar. Could there be a sect of Big Dog devotees in North London?

Obviously, being just a big dog, i'm unable to comment on the significance of this.

Sitting About

It's not the same as doing nothing.

Pieces of Eight

If a biscuit is in pieces, is it still a biscuit? How far must the pieces move before we see the crumbs instead of the whole?

And if it's on the floor, is it dog food?