21 November 2006

No Music Day


I'm told today is No Music Day. I'm sure I'd support this if it weren't for the fact that the concept of sound organised into patterns for entertainment and intellectual satisfaction is entirely beyond a big dog.

6 November 2006

Guy Who?

Apparently it's Bonfire Night today. Unfortunately, being just a big dog, I lack any knowledge of combustion, so I'm unable to join in. I've tried hard to remember gunpowder, treason and plot, but as I have no concept of nationality, or understanding of the history of sectarian political intrigue in 17th century Europe, that's all lost on me too, I'm afraid.

Blimey, it's noisy out there, though.

5 November 2006